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Back to the dear old rabbit-hole
Went Alice the next day:
"This time," she said, as she fell down,
"I'll have a longer stay!"
She marched to the glass table,
Making sure to take the key
Before sipping from the bottle
That was clearly marked DRINK ME;
She shrank, unlocked the door, went out
Into that wondrous land,
With her father's best straight-razor
In her dainty little hand!
The White Rabbit came running by--
"I'm late! I'm--glurk!" he said;
"You surely are!" laughed Alice,
Hacking off his funny head.
Into the dim-lit tulgey wood
Went Alice with a grin
That made the Cheshire Cat disappear;
We'll not see him again!
She met the Tweedles, Dee and Dum,
And slit them up a treat;
Her vorpal blade went snicker-snack
And the March Hare was dead meat!
"No room!" Mad Hatter chortled
As she strolled up to the table;
Alice cut his burbling throat
As fast as she was able!
She filled a tea-pot with his blood
And carried it away--
Goodness! what a busy girl
Dear Alice was, that day!
She made good use of all that gore,
Painting the roses red
In front of the Queen, who foolishly yelled
"GUARDS! OFF WITH HER----"
When I saw the sweet, slightly psychotic smile of Miss Olivia de Havilland, who played Alice in a 1933 stage production which, alas! I was unable to attend, I decided to give American McGee a run for his money...
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deaddoll00 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome, love seeing trippy Wonderland poetry from you :D Especially since I just started playing Alice: Madness Returns <3
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Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconbowplz: Thank you!! How is the game? Tons of adrenalin-pumping psycho-fun?
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deaddoll00 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's mostly a platform puzzle game to be honest...kind of liked the first one better
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Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, I like puzzles!:plotting:
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Fully-Completely92 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011
Nice :D
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Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you!! :D
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Fully-Completely92 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011
I would kind of like to see Tim Burton make a short based on your update to the story.
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Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Alice Todd!
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Fully-Completely92 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011
YES!!
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Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
=P
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Mindslave24-7 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Silly Alice!
Bringing a razor to Chainsaw day.
Calloo Callay!
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:iconchaosfive-55:
Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
She won, though! ;)
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Mindslave24-7 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
...Heads and hedgehogs roll...:shrug:
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:iconchaosfive-55:
Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconevilgrinplz:
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:iconmindslave24-7:
Mindslave24-7 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, you've found the Bandersnatch! :above:
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Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconjabberwockplz:
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:iconmindslave24-7:
Mindslave24-7 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Long time the maxome foe he sought.
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Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:nod:
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deadmeat888 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Student General Artist
:thumb212164684:
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Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Groovy!!! :D
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deadmeat888 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Student General Artist
XD
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DarkSaxeBleu Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
... New version was hinting at women's emancipation ... like this version better ... :rofl:
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Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:nod: Indeed!
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aaaaaaaaabb Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
you know i love alice :heart:
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Chaosfive-55 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
As do I! I would love to hop in a time machine and go back to 1933 just to watch the play that Olivia de Havilland was in! :D
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