She Took Off Her Glasses...

She took off her glasses
In the moon's pale light
Her lips parting moistly
Much to his delight
She was clad in tight black leather
That fit her like a glove--
She took off her glasses
And he fell deep in love...
He grabbed her by the shoulders
And looked deep into her eyes
And she head-butted him
Right in the face
Much to his surprise
"I'm the same behind the glasses
As I am right now, dumb-ass!
But you never cared to notice,
So you do not get a pass!"
She kneed him deftly in the groin
And put her glasses on
And she walked off with a wicked smile
As he writhed upon the lawn.