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While dining alone with Miss Tucker,
I saw her lips starting to pucker;
She gave me a kiss
Of such exquisite bliss
That I couldn't help trying to---
I opened a café in Greenwich
And served the most excellent sandwich
Of bologna and turkey,
But someone called it "jerky"!
What an impolite son of a---
I was deep in debt to Al Schmidt
But I did not mind it a bit;
To recoup my losses,
I sold ferny mosses
Which I fertilized with my own---
I'm quite sober, not at all plastered,
I think you'll agree that I've mastered
The art of the limerick;
It's really no great trick!
Ah yes, I'm a clever old---
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Once in a bar far far away, I was challenged to come up with a limerick. OK, peasants, and I did this-
There was a young man from San Antonio
Who had a perpetual bonio.
His thing was so hard
It measured a yard,
So you know he was never Alonio!
Where's my million bucks? And those are great, yours?