Yuggoth Meets Innsmouth

Gideon Marsh went a-fishing one night
Out in Innsmouth Harbor when the moon was bright;
He anchored his boat off Devil Reef,
And baited his hook with some bloody beef...

Just then in the sky came a weird buzzing sound--
Gideon hollered "DAGON!" as the Fungi swooped down
And they took him to Yuggoth, deep in space
For their zoo as a specimen of the human race...

"Y'all just made a mistake,"Gideon Marsh said
As the Fungi from Yuggoth measured his head;
Too late, their leader saw the gills on his neck
And Gideon Marsh started raising all Heck!

The gore of the Fungi was viscous and pink
As Gideon the Deep One started to sink
His fangs in Mi-Go flesh; his flabby claws slashed
Open their vessel, and down with a splash

The young Deep One dove into black Innsmouth Bay,
And no one saw Gideon after that day...
But his old grandam chuckled, when they found his boat;
"He's gone Home at last," she muttered in her throat...